Mystery Mullet Man, we don’t know who you are. We don’t know why you play—how much you play—or if you’re any good at all. All we know is that there’s a party going on up stairs, and it’s not coming from the front.
The picture above was provided via @TekarraChef on Twitter, and he’s right: This may or may not be a real-life Kenny Powers simply trying to enjoy a nice little evening of video golf.
While it’s unlikely that this is Kenny Powers—considering he is a fictional character whose show just ended—don’t let that takeaway from this gorgeous bit of follicle construction. This is the Picasso of mullets.
That great thing about Golden Tee is the people. More specifically, it’s the countless personalities playing this game each and every day, all with different passions, jobs, interests and fashion choices.
And while we can’t be certain that this is the greatest mullet to ever play Golden Tee, by golly, I’d love to see you top this. Scratch that, don’t even bother trying. It’d be a waste of time.
Here’s to you, Mystery Mullet Man. May your C-3s be full, your beers be cold and your hair remain fabulous.
That last part shouldn’t be much of a problem.