Joe Businessman expected to read about his struggling stock portfolio in The Wall Street Journal. He was able to do so, but also managed to squeeze in a much-needed Golden Tee pick-me-up in the process.

That’s right. Your favorite game–the glorious one with the trackball–was on the front page of the WSJ. Allow me to dust off both of our shoulders and do a quick, little awkward dance real quick.

Read all about the game, the live tournaments, the incredible skill that some of these sharpshooters have and a bit more about the strange but lovable competitive cult over on the Wall Street Journal. We promise, it won’t disappoint.